See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1829. | LOOOOOOOOOOOL (jl91) | 116.89 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 1830. | Geo (godex) | 116.89 | 100% | 2022-10-15 |
| 1831. | keeb (keeb1) | 116.88 | 100% | 2021-07-15 |
| 1832. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 116.88 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 1833. | Nathan (happyfce) | 116.86 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1834. | kojima (lucaskojima) | 116.85 | 97% | 2025-12-22 |
| 1835. | Elias (utoos) | 116.83 | 99.6% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1836. | nilansh (pralaya) | 116.83 | 100% | 2026-01-06 |
| 1837. | silky (quit101) | 116.82 | 98.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1838. | WAI YU KUM NAO (masterhermit) | 116.80 | 99% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1839. | (legoghost42) | 116.78 | 98.5% | 2025-04-16 |
| 1840. | Gbaby401 (gbaby401) | 116.77 | 99% | 2024-03-06 |
| 1841. | Mark (cypherpunk) | 116.76 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 1842. | Évi (pinglei) | 116.74 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 1843. | dion (dionpion213) | 116.73 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1844. | - (waynelin14) | 116.73 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1845. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 116.72 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 1846. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 116.71 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 1847. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 116.70 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 1848. | Lamb (nottori) | 116.70 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
| 1849. | 🌹Ayra (ayraa) | 116.70 | 98.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1850. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 116.69 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 1851. | Peter (peter12253) | 116.68 | 98.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1852. | Casual (casual_penguin) | 116.68 | 99% | 2021-03-31 |
| 1853. | dinker (gumbolaya) | 116.66 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 1854. | Sabs (pianoswift) | 116.66 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 1855. | san_ (san__) | 116.64 | 97.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 1856. | Darkleonard (darkleonard) | 116.62 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1857. | Vera (veong) | 116.62 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1858. | @grok is this true (adreto123) | 116.61 | 98% | 2025-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |