As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16087. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 70.86 | 85% | 2017-04-13 |
| 16088. | Mrperfect (mrperfect46) | 70.85 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 16089. | Adam (itsadamlol) | 70.85 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 16090. | Korean (saosin2129) | 70.85 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 16091. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 70.85 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 16092. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 70.85 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 16093. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.85 | 91% | 2016-03-29 |
| 16094. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 70.84 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 16095. | Javainius (javainius) | 70.84 | 96.8% | 2024-09-12 |
| 16096. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 70.84 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 16097. | enaya (enaya) | 70.83 | 96% | 2025-11-22 |
| 16098. | Akashh (akashh_11) | 70.83 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
| 16099. | Bern (berntheseal) | 70.82 | 94.7% | 2025-02-09 |
| 16100. | Fluroo (flurouu) | 70.82 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 16101. | Joel (jouel) | 70.82 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 16102. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 70.82 | 86% | 2015-05-21 |
| 16103. | Eugene (jemcik) | 70.81 | 97.2% | 2025-02-13 |
| 16104. | Bulbaman (bulbamaneu) | 70.81 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 16105. | speezlab (speezlab) | 70.81 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 16106. | James (fintero) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 16107. | Jan (jandababoon) | 70.80 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 16108. | YLime (lacua) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 16109. | Pascal (annoyedspy) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16110. | Bryce (nomazu) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 16111. | ejaz (ejazleh) | 70.79 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 16112. | Alex Eaves (cheif_rice) | 70.79 | 95.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 16113. | Neo (neostriker) | 70.78 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16114. | Aeronova (aero14) | 70.78 | 99.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 16115. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 70.78 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16116. | TD (pussiahma) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |