Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2750. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 77.82 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 2751. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 77.82 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 2752. | David (davidgilbarte) | 77.81 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2753. | Ash (panharithsun76) | 77.81 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2754. | Dim (workahol1c) | 77.81 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2755. | Bruno (armitageb) | 77.80 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
| 2756. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 77.79 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2757. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 77.79 | 99% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2758. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2759. | idanmo (idanmo) | 77.76 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2760. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 77.76 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2761. | ozzy (ozzyamparo) | 77.72 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 2762. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 77.72 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2763. | Yll (pr0z4ever) | 77.71 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2764. | Neil (neilprime16) | 77.70 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2765. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 77.70 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2766. | Finn (finnjo) | 77.69 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2767. | Markus (mkh90) | 77.69 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 2768. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 77.69 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2769. | Sid (cynocid) | 77.66 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 2770. | tyler (thaddii) | 77.66 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2771. | Danny (spackers) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2772. | matt (matterz5) | 77.61 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2773. | Bobokin (bookin123) | 77.61 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2774. | Strength (fingeringtrainer) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2775. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 77.59 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2776. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 77.56 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2777. | Matthew (thefinchler) | 77.56 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2778. | AJ287772 (aj287772) | 77.56 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2779. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 77.56 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |