And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4284. | (vinyls) | 114.68 | 97% | 2013-04-27 |
| 4285. | (kyubkubkubkubyub) | 114.67 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 4286. | (blas_) | 114.66 | 98.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4287. | (trimak) | 114.66 | 92% | 2012-03-07 |
| 4288. | Nazakat Ali (nazakatalimugh... | 114.66 | 98% | 2012-01-26 |
| 4289. | (hongjun99) | 114.65 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4290. | (sawngnite) | 114.64 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 4291. | (fxpkoren5) | 114.64 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 4292. | (ryanleung911) | 114.63 | 95% | 2012-11-28 |
| 4293. | (andrewscottriley) | 114.61 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 4294. | Those were the days (mrlust) | 114.60 | 96.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4295. | (haygani) | 114.59 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 4296. | (paolo321) | 114.59 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 4297. | (aznpanda764) | 114.59 | 99% | 2014-07-15 |
| 4298. | (indusstudent) | 114.59 | 98% | 2012-05-29 |
| 4299. | R'ley (fhtagn) | 114.59 | 94% | 2013-02-27 |
| 4300. | Danielle (gonnatypethehype) | 114.58 | 99% | 2023-04-03 |
| 4301. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 114.58 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 4302. | Finn (finn_r) | 114.58 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 4303. | (cleverusername123) | 114.58 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 4304. | (hyping4typing) | 114.57 | 97% | 2015-05-06 |
| 4305. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 114.57 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 4306. | (intyper) | 114.57 | 99% | 2016-07-03 |
| 4307. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 114.56 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4308. | (jyorange) | 114.56 | 98.8% | 2023-08-31 |
| 4309. | (accuracy_acc) | 114.55 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4310. | (austin_biceps) | 114.55 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4311. | (shrango) | 114.54 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 4312. | synanimous (synanimous) | 114.54 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4313. | (supermug) | 114.54 | 96.6% | 2023-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |