So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16973. | JrcStuds (jrcstuds) | 73.03 | 96.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16974. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 16975. | Sam (samvuong263) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 16976. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16977. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 16978. | Ben (chungagavone) | 73.02 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 16979. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16980. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 73.02 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 16981. | Raymond (yarray) | 73.02 | 88% | 2014-08-18 |
| 16982. | Tami (miso) | 73.02 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 16983. | Max (max_6058) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 16984. | Sexy (kimochichinchin) | 73.01 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 16985. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 73.01 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16986. | anilovic (anilovic) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 16987. | Quyền (quyenhoang) | 73.01 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 16988. | Typer (ckyle) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-19 |
| 16989. | Dorime (vojing) | 73.00 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 16990. | Finn (finn7736) | 73.00 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 16991. | Pest (pestisbest) | 72.99 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 16992. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 72.99 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 16993. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 72.99 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 16994. | Gamer (former_uganda_presid... | 72.99 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16995. | Bidou (bidou) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 16996. | Yousef (yousef_salama) | 72.99 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 16997. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 72.98 | 97.4% | 2023-09-12 |
| 16998. | TribalAxe (darkulas) | 72.98 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16999. | matt (mathster09) | 72.98 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 17000. | landeez (landeeznuts) | 72.98 | 96.9% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17001. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 72.98 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 17002. | _NoOne_ (ankit_) | 72.98 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |