The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5705. | . (xtypscer) | 112.57 | 99% | 2019-08-30 |
| 5706. | Flash (teamliquid) | 112.57 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 5707. | Cody (copayne) | 112.56 | 95% | 2012-05-23 |
| 5708. | Helgi (helgim) | 112.56 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 5709. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 112.55 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5710. | Vincent (v1ncent) | 112.55 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 5711. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 112.55 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 5712. | Gortrak (gortrak) | 112.54 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 5713. | 02987 (sparklyfanfare) | 112.54 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5714. | Michael (someone12135) | 112.53 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5715. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 112.53 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 5716. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 112.52 | 99.6% | 2023-07-21 |
| 5717. | (jasimk) | 112.52 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 5718. | R (achel) | 112.52 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 5719. | 'Lise (edblethngs) | 112.52 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 5720. | L (professor_l) | 112.51 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5721. | Ethan (fingerfood) | 112.50 | 97% | 2013-11-13 |
| 5722. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 112.50 | 99% | 2019-07-12 |
| 5723. | Mason (captainmom7) | 112.49 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5724. | Max (maxwang123) | 112.49 | 93% | 2016-04-26 |
| 5725. | MiB (meninblack) | 112.49 | 97% | 2016-05-27 |
| 5726. | Octo (octophobia) | 112.48 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5727. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 112.48 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5728. | d (mrdenz) | 112.48 | 97% | 2015-01-04 |
| 5729. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 112.48 | 93% | 2011-05-25 |
| 5730. | ah (vincent01px2016) | 112.47 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5731. | D (waldenman) | 112.47 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 5732. | Bryan (turles) | 112.47 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 5733. | Mitch (stoopify) | 112.47 | 98% | 2013-01-19 |
| 5734. | Elizabeth (friendable) | 112.47 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |