The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9546. | Azhar (azhar) | 90.03 | 100% | 2015-02-20 |
| 9547. | Anton (frjoachim) | 90.03 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 9548. | Milo (milokov) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9549. | Enver (enverhoxha) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 9550. | Fat (fatmonkeyman991) | 90.02 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9551. | Shane (wakalaka) | 90.02 | 92% | 2012-06-25 |
| 9552. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 90.02 | 99% | 2016-05-20 |
| 9553. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 90.02 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 9554. | ZiGG (ziggyqq) | 90.01 | 94% | 2014-02-25 |
| 9555. | Krish (krishkat) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9556. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 90.01 | 96% | 2014-11-11 |
| 9557. | Fara (holafaola) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 9558. | Giovanny (nuzzig) | 90.01 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 9559. | Vijay (pattisapu) | 90.01 | 88% | 2016-03-29 |
| 9560. | wow (kitzin) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9561. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 90.01 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 9562. | Ev (finev) | 90.00 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 9563. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 90.00 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 9564. | Andy (philivox) | 90.00 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 9565. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 90.00 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9566. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 89.99 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 9567. | Aleksander (acidix) | 89.99 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9568. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 89.99 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 9569. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 89.99 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
| 9570. | Okyanus (foobar12) | 89.98 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9571. | Nootch (nootch) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9572. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 89.98 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9573. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 89.98 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 9574. | Luke (lukell) | 89.97 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 9575. | Damien (damien75) | 89.97 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |