The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5646. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 57.89 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 5647. | g (gkonti) | 57.88 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5648. | Mike (l0nestar) | 57.87 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 5649. | turbos996 (the_puffduff) | 57.86 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 5650. | George (cheeseman0112) | 57.85 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5651. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.84 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 5652. | Little Typhoon (littletyphoon) | 57.83 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 5653. | Light (boku_wa_kira) | 57.82 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5654. | Jesse (alfonz) | 57.82 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 5655. | Eirik (rognaldsen) | 57.80 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5656. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 57.79 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5657. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 57.79 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 5658. | baqazan (baqazan) | 57.78 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 5659. | Kacper (lordkaper) | 57.77 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 5660. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 57.77 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5661. | Seanpanpan (seanpanpan) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5662. | h. (assalty7) | 57.75 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5663. | Anik (filtercopy) | 57.75 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5664. | Aidil (aidil42) | 57.75 | 94% | 2019-06-21 |
| 5665. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 57.74 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5666. | Daniel (rodjo) | 57.73 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5667. | Gustaw (gjasnowski) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5668. | Rk (rktyper) | 57.71 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5669. | park (perfecto) | 57.71 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 5670. | Setons (setonsgrandpa) | 57.68 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 5671. | Sayyam (sayyamkhanbaloch) | 57.68 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 5672. | unfasttyping (the_master_ty... | 57.68 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5673. | Michelle (mitch135) | 57.67 | 95% | 2019-03-10 |
| 5674. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 57.67 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 5675. | Oscar (oscrrmrz) | 57.66 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |