Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2211. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 83.60 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
2212. | Markus (mkh90) | 83.57 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
2213. | Kevin (kmcneill93) | 83.57 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
2214. | Max (souriz) | 83.56 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
2215. | Rafael (rafaelopz) | 83.55 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
2216. | Satoru (satoru_gojo) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
2217. | Meta (metahead) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
2218. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 83.53 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
2219. | Christian (the_tian) | 83.51 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
2220. | Cindy (bigboiconde) | 83.50 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
2221. | Imhotep (marcus_aurelius) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
2222. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 83.49 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
2223. | pankie fanger (never_give_u... | 83.48 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
2224. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
2225. | Jason (bliuejay) | 83.45 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
2226. | topre (bathybathy) | 83.45 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
2227. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
2228. | Filipo (filipo) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
2229. | Tygr (ireallymatterr) | 83.44 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
2230. | Anthea (antheafu) | 83.43 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
2231. | sheep (theonesheep) | 83.43 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
2232. | Steac (steac) | 83.40 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
2233. | Tyler (stchap714) | 83.38 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
2234. | Nico (nicotheo101) | 83.38 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
2235. | treje (treje) | 83.38 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
2236. | रेलगाडी (path... | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
2237. | Valk (blankfox) | 83.37 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
2238. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 83.35 | 100% | 2019-05-21 |
2239. | Max (max_pinc) | 83.34 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
2240. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 83.32 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |