I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11295. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 86.52 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11296. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 86.50 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 11297. | Roger (rogereedos) | 86.49 | 96.2% | 2024-12-24 |
| 11298. | Alikhan (realikh) | 86.49 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11299. | K (strongballs) | 86.49 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 11300. | Hamid (fact_fiction) | 86.48 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11301. | Percenza (percenza) | 86.48 | 98.8% | 2023-12-21 |
| 11302. | mf (mf_splinter) | 86.48 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11303. | Vishnu (steel_tissue) | 86.48 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11304. | tobiah (tobywankenobi) | 86.48 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 11305. | skt (aurelius_789) | 86.48 | 96% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11306. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 86.47 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11307. | Kato (kato771) | 86.47 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11308. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 86.47 | 100% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11309. | james (jimcondie) | 86.47 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 11310. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 86.47 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 11311. | hellclinton (hellclinton) | 86.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 11312. | Oleander (mudkip266) | 86.45 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 11313. | akim (realakimnas) | 86.45 | 95% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11314. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 86.45 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 11315. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11316. | TK (filfirst) | 86.45 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 11317. | Francisco (bulbous_r9p) | 86.44 | 96.4% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11318. | Will (willwoz27) | 86.44 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 11319. | kathol (kathol) | 86.44 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 11320. | Loek (loekkoek) | 86.43 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 11321. | byron (bozzarf) | 86.43 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11322. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 86.43 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 11323. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 86.43 | 97% | 2025-11-20 |
| 11324. | todoroki (tbhtododeku) | 86.43 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |