The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12486. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 95.71 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 12487. | Max (goinfullderp) | 95.71 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 12488. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 95.71 | 97% | 2013-12-08 |
| 12489. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 95.71 | 97% | 2015-10-15 |
| 12490. | Alex (wu2481632) | 95.71 | 96% | 2015-11-21 |
| 12491. | Noam (tsnoam) | 95.71 | 98% | 2015-04-06 |
| 12492. | moltenzephyr (moltenzephyr) | 95.71 | 94% | 2015-09-22 |
| 12493. | Mikey (icarusbird) | 95.71 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 12494. | aka49 (aka49) | 95.71 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
| 12495. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 95.70 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 12496. | (naturaladoption) | 95.70 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12497. | Hobn (hobn) | 95.70 | 91% | 2013-04-05 |
| 12498. | Joey (coxoncable) | 95.69 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 12499. | nofn (rendangspagbol) | 95.69 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 12500. | imtdk (imtdk) | 95.69 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12501. | ........... (contra3) | 95.69 | 96% | 2015-03-17 |
| 12502. | okki (okkiniikko) | 95.68 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 12503. | Petr (jezour) | 95.68 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12504. | no (fildon) | 95.68 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 12505. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 95.68 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 12506. | Andrew (ahalle) | 95.68 | 100% | 2017-06-20 |
| 12507. | Nintendo (nes4l) | 95.68 | 97% | 2011-05-12 |
| 12508. | m (hotdogggg) | 95.67 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 12509. | Seok (seokorean) | 95.67 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 12510. | Corey (genie336) | 95.67 | 96% | 2015-04-23 |
| 12511. | carleel (menamesringo) | 95.67 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 12512. | Steven (dvorak) | 95.67 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 12513. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 95.66 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 12514. | K (sobadono) | 95.66 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12515. | Benjamin (flareqwerty) | 95.66 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |