So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5050. | LeΓ³n (lr610) | 98.78 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 5051. | mairzydoats_mason (jjohn881) | 98.78 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 5052. | Nuradil (nuradil_zhambyl) | 98.77 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 5053. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 98.77 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 5054. | Kevin (kpham123) | 98.77 | 93% | 2012-10-22 |
| 5055. | Norm (dwagner8) | 98.76 | 98% | 2013-05-07 |
| 5056. | |π ππ|SiriusB (bsir... | 98.76 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
| 5057. | Ben (gummzee) | 98.75 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 5058. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 98.75 | 98% | 2011-07-29 |
| 5059. | driftx (qwerty) (drifterzzz) | 98.74 | 86% | 2016-11-12 |
| 5060. | Terran (t3rr4n) | 98.74 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 5061. | Micka (define793) | 98.74 | 91% | 2014-12-26 |
| 5062. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 98.73 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
| 5063. | na (fenror) | 98.73 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 5064. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 98.73 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 5065. | Eternal (eternalseraph333) | 98.73 | 92% | 2012-01-14 |
| 5066. | Steven (omnidestiny) | 98.72 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 5067. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 98.72 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
| 5068. | Dylan (deedub) | 98.72 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
| 5069. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 98.71 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 5070. | Joe (neimad7) | 98.71 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5071. | Taylor (zarr_) | 98.71 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
| 5072. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.70 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 5073. | ben (bumbleben7) | 98.70 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5074. | Austin (ahn94) | 98.70 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 5075. | Cadi (ceeglenn1994) | 98.69 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 5076. | Nikhil (haddr) | 98.69 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5077. | Deez N. (butterfingazz) | 98.69 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
| 5078. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 98.69 | 18% | 2011-08-17 |
| 5079. | Dani (sirnarwhalbacon) | 98.68 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |