So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15980. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 74.77 | 98% | 2016-06-18 |
| 15981. | Noriyuki (nori1993) | 74.77 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15982. | whynottt (whynottt) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 15983. | Roderick (slimeeeeeeeer) | 74.76 | 95.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 15984. | Paul (paulcardozo) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 15985. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 74.76 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15986. | Ceru (ceruseiyu) | 74.76 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 15987. | Blake (skidaddle) | 74.76 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 15988. | cowbot (peedir) | 74.76 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 15989. | Imran (loverfellow) | 74.76 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 15990. | Nilesh (nileshk) | 74.75 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 15991. | David (hugger69) | 74.75 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 15992. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 74.75 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15993. | Jibin (jibinthomas89) | 74.75 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 15994. | Joe (cunny2) | 74.75 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 15995. | Will (barn) | 74.75 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 15996. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 15997. | J (sriroo) | 74.74 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 15998. | Quan (tmquan98) | 74.74 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 15999. | Gonzalo (matarile) | 74.74 | 96.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16000. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 74.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 16001. | Nik (iiirxs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 16002. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 74.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 16003. | Hyena (wildhyena) | 74.73 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 16004. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 74.73 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
| 16005. | R (laundromat) | 74.73 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 16006. | steele (steele22) | 74.73 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 16007. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 74.72 | 96.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 16008. | central_ba (central_ba) | 74.72 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 16009. | Ken (kenleung) | 74.72 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |