The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12603. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 84.33 | 96.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12604. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 84.33 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 12605. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12606. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 84.33 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 12607. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 84.33 | 94% | 2013-08-22 |
| 12608. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 84.33 | 96% | 2011-10-18 |
| 12609. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 84.33 | 96% | 2014-10-23 |
| 12610. | Genesis (buasch) | 84.33 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 12611. | catfree (catfree) | 84.32 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12612. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 84.32 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12613. | zack (dontgrillme) | 84.31 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 12614. | gianni (slowasf99) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 12615. | Ryan (ryanspeed) | 84.31 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 12616. | Tom (limera2nn) | 84.31 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 12617. | Richard (richardorsey) | 84.31 | 92% | 2014-02-09 |
| 12618. | Mikko (miksa) | 84.31 | 90% | 2014-11-16 |
| 12619. | Brandon (fiftheclipse) | 84.30 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12620. | Hail (voolcan) | 84.30 | 94% | 2016-08-04 |
| 12621. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 84.30 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12622. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 84.29 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 12623. | Rabbit (rabbit44) | 84.29 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 12624. | Xia (xia0907) | 84.29 | 95.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12625. | Ziron (ziron) | 84.29 | 96.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12626. | Gavin (mdcore) | 84.29 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 12627. | sakim (kakai123) | 84.29 | 92% | 2015-06-12 |
| 12628. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 84.29 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
| 12629. | Bud (pimiento7) | 84.29 | 94% | 2014-11-12 |
| 12630. | Tony (ynoty3k) | 84.28 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 12631. | god (konohagakure) | 84.28 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 12632. | Kur0 (jericjan) | 84.28 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |