The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25901. | Miya (miyuni) | 62.43 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 25902. | I don't understand how pro ... | 62.43 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 25903. | punj (punj) | 62.42 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 25904. | Martin (ardvark69) | 62.42 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 25905. | IgM (igm11) | 62.42 | 97% | 2012-10-12 |
| 25906. | sincera (thity) | 62.42 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
| 25907. | Hamza (hamzaa_94) | 62.42 | 92% | 2013-03-24 |
| 25908. | arcstatic (arcstatic) | 62.41 | 88% | 2016-09-30 |
| 25909. | Alif (aliftheruslan) | 62.41 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 25910. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 62.41 | 98% | 2014-06-26 |
| 25911. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 62.40 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 25912. | sindri (sindriz) | 62.40 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 25913. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 62.40 | 94.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 25914. | Ar (azzztec) | 62.40 | 88% | 2016-07-22 |
| 25915. | Gagan Deep (slim0123) | 62.40 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 25916. | Bikram (bikramthapa) | 62.40 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 25917. | Serafina (fificreamm) | 62.39 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 25918. | Jo Reynold (joreynold182) | 62.39 | 93% | 2015-08-20 |
| 25919. | su (su_jin_cheng) | 62.39 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 25920. | MinIcArdI (minicardi) | 62.39 | 95% | 2014-01-11 |
| 25921. | Tanel (shizugoat) | 62.39 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 25922. | Andrei (ab_racer) | 62.39 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 25923. | Rei (rei2000) | 62.38 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 25924. | rahul (rahul_12) | 62.38 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 25925. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 62.38 | 94% | 2012-09-26 |
| 25926. | headaches (headaches) | 62.38 | 96% | 2012-04-12 |
| 25927. | swim (swammmy) | 62.37 | 94% | 2020-09-17 |
| 25928. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 62.37 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 25929. | xedrac_workman (xedrac_work... | 62.37 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 25930. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 62.37 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |