I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11120. | Narwhal (narhwalknight) | 83.55 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11121. | Phin (uncleshelby) | 83.55 | 92% | 2017-04-11 |
| 11122. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 11123. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 83.54 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11124. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 83.54 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 11125. | Mikee (mikee478) | 83.54 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11126. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 83.53 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 11127. | Sakib (mahmud1) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11128. | Toshiki_Kai (toshiki_kai) | 83.52 | 96.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 11129. | La (jude1212) | 83.52 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11130. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 83.52 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 11131. | Bot (bot__) | 83.51 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| 11132. | melgrsy (melgrsy) | 83.51 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11133. | Yee (asianequation) | 83.51 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 11134. | Connor (cyoshio) | 83.51 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11135. | Tarik (t4r7k) | 83.51 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11136. | Sole (solesl) | 83.50 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
| 11137. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.50 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 11138. | Joshua (joshhou) | 83.49 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11139. | Fireworks (henw) | 83.49 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11140. | Phil (pliao39) | 83.49 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 11141. | axengi (axengi) | 83.48 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 11142. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 83.48 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 11143. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 83.48 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 11144. | plok (plokerno) | 83.47 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 11145. | Mars (mars212163) | 83.47 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 11146. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 83.47 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 11147. | Marci (marcipants) | 83.47 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11148. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 83.46 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 11149. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 83.46 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |