So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10910. | Alessandro (strategicrat) | 83.82 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 10911. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10912. | Johnny (zerkerzz) | 83.81 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
| 10913. | Zach (zach10ko) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 10914. | Julius Kristian (juliuskris... | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10915. | Phu (thebored1) | 83.81 | 91% | 2013-12-12 |
| 10916. | beereye (buhryeuhn) | 83.81 | 96% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10917. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 83.81 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 10918. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 83.81 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 10919. | Pat (artham) | 83.80 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 10920. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 83.80 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10921. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 83.79 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10922. | Nicco (hakirz) | 83.79 | 98.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10923. | Daniel (incognitus) | 83.79 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10924. | Pape (pape) | 83.79 | 94% | 2012-06-21 |
| 10925. | Kale (kaletypes) | 83.79 | 98% | 2014-01-05 |
| 10926. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10927. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 10928. | Niclas (nnnil) | 83.78 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 10929. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 83.78 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
| 10930. | Sarah (pleb) | 83.78 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
| 10931. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.78 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
| 10932. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10933. | Mango (monthly_mango) | 83.77 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 10934. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 83.77 | 97.2% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10935. | ABe (abenms92) | 83.77 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10936. | Paul (zepla) | 83.77 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10937. | Lars (larsw) | 83.77 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 10938. | kevin (niv_) | 83.77 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 10939. | Louie (louiegooey) | 83.77 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |