The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6669. | jess (jessicaca) | 109.36 | 99% | 2014-09-18 |
| 6670. | Dork (dorksquad) | 109.36 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 6671. | NOT_Esmael_Samir (3agwa_79) | 109.35 | 98.9% | 2023-09-17 |
| 6672. | endcaps (cadspen) | 109.35 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 6673. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 109.35 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 6674. | Kris (disarray) | 109.34 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 6675. | Nabil (nabillion) | 109.32 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 6676. | Kywen (kywenn) | 109.32 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 6677. | John (phrasee) | 109.32 | 100% | 2015-08-13 |
| 6678. | Tony (naka__) | 109.31 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 6679. | Evan250250 (evan250250) | 109.31 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 6680. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 109.31 | 91% | 2012-10-27 |
| 6681. | Islam (islam_taha) | 109.30 | 99% | 2021-07-16 |
| 6682. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 109.30 | 97.7% | 2023-06-12 |
| 6683. | שבי (wallabyy) | 109.30 | 95% | 2011-08-19 |
| 6684. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 109.30 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 6685. | foo (amazon10x) | 109.29 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 6686. | desyncgod (43243264) | 109.29 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 6687. | William (fiendchain) | 109.29 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 6688. | jennifer (jenn_lu) | 109.29 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 6689. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 109.29 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 6690. | Bob (beachhut) | 109.29 | 99% | 2014-06-05 |
| 6691. | Brian (1brian) | 109.28 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 6692. | Tony (cheesnusttv) | 109.28 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 6693. | Winnie (win_) | 109.28 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| 6694. | Johnny (wilfulatrophy) | 109.28 | 96% | 2014-02-08 |
| 6695. | fukonashi (fukonashi) | 109.27 | 97% | 2014-02-27 |
| 6696. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 109.27 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 6697. | 去病 (qubing) | 109.27 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 6698. | Adam (kartka) | 109.27 | 99% | 2012-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |