So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2079. | Une vie à peindre (badtype... | 112.79 | 99.1% | 2025-04-29 |
| 2080. | (ienjoypasta) | 112.79 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 2081. | (catherine14) | 112.78 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 2082. | (leth) | 112.78 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 2083. | (misterrane) | 112.77 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 2084. | (tristan_rice01) | 112.76 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 2085. | (dazedconfuzzled) | 112.75 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2086. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 112.74 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 2087. | (dtphorealzdawg) | 112.74 | 91% | 2016-10-12 |
| 2088. | (furuya) | 112.73 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 2089. | hasinodf (hasinodf) | 112.72 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 2090. | (charles_franklin) | 112.72 | 99% | 2012-12-12 |
| 2091. | (bookmarked) | 112.71 | 99% | 2014-06-04 |
| 2092. | (musaka) | 112.70 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 2093. | essntialz (essntialz) | 112.70 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2094. | (swallowtail) | 112.69 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 2095. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 112.68 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 2096. | (baronvontito) | 112.68 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 2097. | ThisIsHowWeRoll!! (another_... | 112.68 | 100% | 2012-10-01 |
| 2098. | (g0bl0x) | 112.67 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 2099. | (jjskim) | 112.66 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2100. | (wenslyn) | 112.66 | 95% | 2012-03-14 |
| 2101. | (azunyan) | 112.65 | 98% | 2015-07-14 |
| 2102. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 112.65 | 98% | 2016-12-16 |
| 2103. | (empress812) | 112.65 | 100% | 2014-12-10 |
| 2104. | (kiany) | 112.64 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 2105. | (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 112.64 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 2106. | (hudyusuf) | 112.62 | 98.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2107. | (tomme2009) | 112.62 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 2108. | (jonday87) | 112.60 | 99% | 2012-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |