The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14311. | (slowfake) | 82.42 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 14312. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 82.42 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14313. | karim (new_function7785) | 82.41 | 96.6% | 2024-07-03 |
| 14314. | Matt (steelcut) | 82.41 | 90% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14315. | asdf (_o0_) | 82.41 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 14316. | kacp3r (kacp3r) | 82.41 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 14317. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 82.41 | 97.5% | 2025-04-10 |
| 14318. | atarih (atarih) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 14319. | George (georgetypes) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 14320. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 82.41 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14321. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 82.41 | 90% | 2014-02-08 |
| 14322. | Ishid Anfarded (anfarded) | 82.40 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| 14323. | R (rdong) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 14324. | Andrew (xj04129) | 82.40 | 97% | 2015-06-16 |
| 14325. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 14326. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 82.40 | 96% | 2011-09-20 |
| 14327. | абебус (nginsburg27) | 82.39 | 95.7% | 2023-11-16 |
| 14328. | JEM (jem5268) | 82.39 | 99% | 2024-06-30 |
| 14329. | ken (silence0796) | 82.39 | 95.6% | 2023-11-13 |
| 14330. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 82.39 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 14331. | Princess (painini_) | 82.39 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 14332. | Matej (poriluk) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 14333. | David (fidesachates) | 82.39 | 86% | 2013-05-20 |
| 14334. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 82.39 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14335. | Henry (clifford_types) | 82.39 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 14336. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 82.39 | 94% | 2011-11-28 |
| 14337. | AD (aaustined) | 82.38 | 97.2% | 2024-07-26 |
| 14338. | 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙♠️ ... | 82.38 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14339. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 82.38 | 96.4% | 2024-01-12 |
| 14340. | Kole (kole_18) | 82.38 | 98% | 2026-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |