And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9609. | (gianiuigi) | 98.28 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 9610. | (coldshottt) | 98.27 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 9611. | (dlreed27) | 98.27 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9612. | (awsomeemil25) | 98.27 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9613. | (imthelimit93) | 98.27 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 9614. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 98.27 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9615. | (darrencst) | 98.27 | 98% | 2013-07-19 |
| 9616. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 98.27 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 9617. | (heknull) | 98.26 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 9618. | (eyeska) | 98.26 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9619. | (dave_em) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9620. | (offbeat5024) | 98.26 | 100% | 2017-10-13 |
| 9621. | (fastestspeed) | 98.26 | 100% | 2015-01-21 |
| 9622. | (teenunicorn) | 98.26 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 9623. | (martin039) | 98.25 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9624. | (septimius24) | 98.25 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9625. | (doodoo11) | 98.24 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9626. | (cazzed) | 98.24 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 9627. | (loser_) | 98.24 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 9628. | (blobbyliu) | 98.24 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9629. | (fidesachates) | 98.24 | 95% | 2012-08-03 |
| 9630. | (goscinny) | 98.24 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 9631. | (drummajor) | 98.24 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 9632. | (zire) | 98.24 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 9633. | (pehuyen2507) | 98.24 | 92% | 2013-04-07 |
| 9634. | (que4712) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9635. | (vel5um) | 98.23 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9636. | (wiseguyakanerd) | 98.23 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9637. | (abushakeeb) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9638. | (cowwee90) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |