Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8803. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 79.31 | 97% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8804. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 79.31 | 99.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 8805. | Andrew (hillbillygilly) | 79.31 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 8806. | vivaan1030 (vivaan1030) | 79.30 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 8807. | Vishal Kumar Gaur (ivgaur) | 79.30 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 8808. | Whiteout (whiteout_348) | 79.30 | 97.7% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8809. | NeumnoTele (neumnotele) | 79.30 | 98% | 2024-04-29 |
| 8810. | Kuba (dvorakguy29) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8811. | E (evenless) | 79.29 | 99% | 2020-03-31 |
| 8812. | Lastre (lastre) | 79.29 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 8813. | lbn99 (lbn99) | 79.28 | 95.6% | 2024-07-02 |
| 8814. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8815. | Krsman (rektix) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8816. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 79.28 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8817. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 79.28 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 8818. | Rico (satoshi444) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 8819. | p (poopoopopo) | 79.27 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| 8820. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 79.27 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8821. | Fid (fiddd) | 79.27 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8822. | Lucas (bersecker12) | 79.27 | 95.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8823. | Lizard (somber_lizard76) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8824. | cho (tp_yh) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 8825. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 79.26 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 8826. | Xeyir (xeyir) | 79.26 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8827. | JP (jpuppey) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8828. | Maurício (mauricioc) | 79.26 | 93% | 2017-10-13 |
| 8829. | Raihad (raihad) | 79.25 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8830. | Mr_Mic (mr_mic) | 79.25 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8831. | Shea (shea378) | 79.25 | 96.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8832. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |