The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27932. | Yamiyodare (yamiyodare) | 59.04 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 27933. | bolifayfay (bolifayfay) | 59.04 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 27934. | Xavi (xavi1233) | 59.03 | 94% | 2023-02-22 |
| 27935. | Justice (buzwizer) | 59.03 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 27936. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 59.03 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 27937. | Logan (sircrazy) | 59.03 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 27938. | Imane (tanghulu) | 59.03 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 27939. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 59.03 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 27940. | SM (smamran) | 59.03 | 91% | 2016-05-11 |
| 27941. | Ikhtiyor (ibro34_1) | 59.02 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 27942. | Kieran Knight (mccoyseven) | 59.02 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 27943. | cuong (phamxuanphucuong) | 59.02 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 27944. | tuyen (mossad) | 59.02 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 27945. | Sue (amera) | 59.02 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 27946. | Daniel (djdany444) | 59.01 | 94% | 2019-01-05 |
| 27947. | Avijit (avi3777) | 59.01 | 99% | 2018-06-19 |
| 27948. | Antchobe (antchobe) | 59.00 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 27949. | John (jakw93) | 59.00 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 27950. | Baroudy (baroudy1452) | 59.00 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 27951. | Piefaceman (piefaceman) | 59.00 | 96% | 2013-04-12 |
| 27952. | Mic (jesusluvr) | 59.00 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 27953. | Ajay (ajy11) | 59.00 | 96% | 2013-05-21 |
| 27954. | Fida (fida) | 59.00 | 91% | 2011-05-07 |
| 27955. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 58.99 | 99% | 2022-01-09 |
| 27956. | Shivam (shivam_00100) | 58.99 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 27957. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 58.99 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 27958. | EVR (im_smart) | 58.99 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 27959. | Roinad (pssm) | 58.99 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 27960. | wens (wensryan20) | 58.99 | 96% | 2012-02-17 |
| 27961. | magdy (magdy_hasan) | 58.98 | 98% | 2017-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |