So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13918. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 78.30 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13919. | voidtyperacer (belq) | 78.30 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13920. | j (jbooster) | 78.30 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13921. | 牛牛 (luojiaxuanwu) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 13922. | Phan (phan2009) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-10-19 |
| 13923. | Gabe (derumisis) | 78.29 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13924. | Matt (thetrumpmeister) | 78.29 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 13925. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 13926. | CF (cfoodc) | 78.29 | 98% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13927. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13928. | Murat (winter12) | 78.29 | 92% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13929. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 78.29 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 13930. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 78.28 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 13931. | player (writer35) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 13932. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 78.28 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 13933. | Nurul (mnislam) | 78.28 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13934. | fml (fmldave89) | 78.27 | 97.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 13935. | Pulkit (sparrow7) | 78.27 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 13936. | J (ckfhd1234) | 78.27 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 13937. | dd (no_stress) | 78.27 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 13938. | M (migrape) | 78.27 | 98.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13939. | Christy (tafinch) | 78.27 | 95% | 2015-12-14 |
| 13940. | Emil (killer150398) | 78.27 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13941. | fibiy (fibiy) | 78.27 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 13942. | Junsik (cyberyanne) | 78.27 | 99% | 2014-08-24 |
| 13943. | van (vanson311) | 78.26 | 94% | 2015-08-20 |
| 13944. | Matthew (guesswho40) | 78.26 | 92% | 2014-10-14 |
| 13945. | Kaloyan (kokicha120) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13946. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 78.26 | 95% | 2022-06-15 |
| 13947. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 78.26 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |