So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25459. | Exploit (exploit) | 59.82 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 25460. | Anon (anony) | 59.82 | 95% | 2011-09-04 |
| 25461. | Hamza (hamstared) | 59.81 | 94% | 2019-05-09 |
| 25462. | Carlos (motumbo) | 59.81 | 94% | 2011-09-19 |
| 25463. | Emiel (emield) | 59.81 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 25464. | blaze (blaze_012) | 59.81 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 25465. | Joseph (jimcroce) | 59.81 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 25466. | a (pasta3) | 59.80 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25467. | つべ (tube_jp) | 59.80 | 94% | 2022-04-09 |
| 25468. | Saagster (saagster) | 59.80 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 25469. | (amithps66) | 59.80 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 25470. | Partha (partha) | 59.80 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 25471. | Ari (arska86) | 59.80 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 25472. | JD (jdman) | 59.80 | 91% | 2012-06-21 |
| 25473. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 59.79 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 25474. | SachiN (sachin_gupta) | 59.79 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 25475. | Fábio (fhendo) | 59.78 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 25476. | Marco (chino01) | 59.78 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25477. | Ricky (rickysu) | 59.78 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 25478. | FreePalestine spicycatgames... | 59.78 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 25479. | gaule (gaule) | 59.78 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 25480. | Ashley (italian84) | 59.78 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 25481. | andrea (andreacirri) | 59.78 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 25482. | ankit (ankitk) | 59.78 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 25483. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 59.78 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
| 25484. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 59.78 | 89% | 2015-09-10 |
| 25485. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 59.77 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
| 25486. | Nick (lookin4beans) | 59.77 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 25487. | Darwin (spellmancer) | 59.77 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 25488. | sanda (alex35003) | 59.77 | 91% | 2012-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |