Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
351 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4830. | Jake (jmuma828) | 55.90 | 94% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4831. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 55.89 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4832. | Gene (jempot24) | 55.89 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4833. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 55.89 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4834. | Ismail Hossain (rasel148027) | 55.88 | 99% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4835. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 55.88 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 4836. | Raj (rajor) | 55.87 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4837. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 55.86 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4838. | Vincent (stevensimzz9) | 55.86 | 94% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4839. | icon (iconicck) | 55.85 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4840. | me (waxy_candle) | 55.85 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4841. | Dig (essaitch) | 55.84 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4842. | Rohan (rsc98) | 55.84 | 94% | 2020-09-07 |
| 4843. | Croopy (chauderac10) | 55.83 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 4844. | Megan (siamesee) | 55.82 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4845. | ĝelko (gelko) | 55.82 | 94% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4846. | Tyler (fffish) | 55.81 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4847. | Deno (dev_op) | 55.80 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4848. | Eldrick (esyk) | 55.78 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4849. | Brandon (fifth_element_00) | 55.75 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4850. | Ongasm (nong321) | 55.74 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4851. | Mantvydas (mantvisxxl) | 55.73 | 93% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4852. | Day (dayloud) | 55.72 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 4853. | Nils (nil0y) | 55.72 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4854. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 55.70 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 4855. | Dustin (dustin099) | 55.69 | 94% | 2019-04-17 |
| 4856. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 55.68 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4857. | Noah (alaskanwildman) | 55.67 | 95% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4858. | johan (aweomeace) | 55.66 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4859. | asgfd (akjghaf) | 55.61 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |