I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3798. | (stoner_222) | 111.11 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 3799. | javier (allahlover14) | 111.10 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 3800. | (ogtoast) | 111.10 | 100% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3801. | (999draven) | 111.10 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 3802. | nika (nika07) | 111.10 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3803. | (z3nko) | 111.08 | 99% | 2025-05-24 |
| 3804. | (spimch) | 111.07 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 3805. | (satwik_060) | 111.07 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3806. | (supperz1) | 111.07 | 100% | 2024-07-11 |
| 3807. | (ahmir123) | 111.06 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3808. | (curryeater) | 111.06 | 100% | 2021-09-05 |
| 3809. | Nah (typereally) | 111.06 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3810. | (najwienkszyrower) | 111.05 | 100% | 2025-09-25 |
| 3811. | (2005alexg) | 111.05 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3812. | Ivy (charlottevainilla) | 111.04 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3813. | (drunkndrivr) | 111.03 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3814. | (fexer) | 111.02 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3815. | Markus (st4ff) | 111.01 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 3816. | (vegetableben) | 111.01 | 96.6% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3817. | MissionTo (missionto140wpm) | 111.01 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3818. | (zgreenspan) | 111.01 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3819. | XrXr (xrxr) | 111.01 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3820. | (ironfisttexas) | 111.01 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3821. | (_happystick) | 110.99 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 3822. | (dpicc) | 110.99 | 95.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3823. | (bb667) | 110.99 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3824. | molotov (askzebo) | 110.99 | 97% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3825. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 110.99 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3826. | (aeronsic) | 110.98 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 3827. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 110.97 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |