So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6417. | (yessss_colemak) | 94.08 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 6418. | (xxxaqxxx) | 94.08 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 6419. | (xunming) | 94.08 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 6420. | (zengwendian) | 94.07 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6421. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 6422. | Cenozos (cenozos) | 94.07 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 6423. | (winber1) | 94.07 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
| 6424. | (thehappycatfelix) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6425. | (abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2) | 94.07 | 95% | 2014-08-19 |
| 6426. | (stojec) | 94.07 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6427. | framespersecond (indires) | 94.07 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6428. | (easwans) | 94.06 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 6429. | lis (lisss) | 94.06 | 97.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6430. | (lawrey) | 94.05 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| 6431. | (angels2002) | 94.05 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6432. | (nrambo2000) | 94.05 | 95% | 2017-06-03 |
| 6433. | (epicfailkonaro) | 94.04 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 6434. | (toby4246) | 94.04 | 96% | 2012-09-25 |
| 6435. | (ferzo) | 94.04 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 6436. | sebastian (sebadam) | 94.04 | 87% | 2015-04-25 |
| 6437. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 94.04 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 6438. | (coincollector) | 94.03 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 6439. | (drgraham) | 94.03 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 6440. | (lubu123456) | 94.02 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6441. | (2pacaklypse) | 94.02 | 94% | 2014-02-15 |
| 6442. | Alex (alexmartin) | 94.02 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 6443. | (vivihuang) | 94.02 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 6444. | (robhor) | 94.02 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6445. | (dcsquirrel) | 94.01 | 97% | 2014-01-16 |
| 6446. | (ansenon) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |