I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1568. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 91.21 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 1569. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 91.21 | 97.7% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1570. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 91.20 | 98.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1571. | Michael (mchang227) | 91.19 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 1572. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1573. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.16 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1574. | Order (orderadchaos) | 91.14 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1575. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 91.13 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1576. | Antony (cony77777) | 91.11 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1577. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 91.11 | 95% | 2023-07-09 |
| 1578. | keverton (kevdurance) | 91.10 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1579. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 91.10 | 96.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1580. | Megan (siamesee) | 91.09 | 96.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 1581. | skb11 (skb11) | 91.07 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 1582. | Nomaan (nfshaikh) | 91.07 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1583. | Sam (sam0132nodier) | 91.06 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1584. | Fervent (fervent) | 91.02 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 1585. | SideSky (sidesky) | 91.02 | 95.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1586. | heclord (heclord) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1587. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 91.01 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1588. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 91.00 | 98.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1589. | Sonic (superdupersonic) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1590. | Marcy (izliando) | 90.99 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1591. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 90.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1592. | KNOWXX (knowxx) | 90.95 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1593. | eoss (eoss111) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1594. | Parin (binbinuser) | 90.89 | 95% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1595. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 90.89 | 97.9% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1596. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 90.86 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1597. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 90.85 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |