So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24567. | Ventrias (yuz1992) | 61.46 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 24568. | Blu (smitali) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 24569. | Lukas (phandox) | 61.46 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 24570. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 61.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24571. | Daniel (dangood92) | 61.46 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 24572. | Wandon (wandon) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 24573. | boosbat (coryqoolguy) | 61.45 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 24574. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24575. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 61.45 | 91% | 2013-12-11 |
| 24576. | Tyler (nitrotyper123) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24577. | arnav (trahimam) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 24578. | Julie (juliehuynh654252) | 61.45 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 24579. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 24580. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 24581. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 61.45 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 24582. | tran (congtu) | 61.45 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
| 24583. | Steven (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24584. | Aether (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24585. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24586. | lio (osybius) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 24587. | Ferry (ferryp888) | 61.44 | 88% | 2016-11-10 |
| 24588. | Harry (trof) | 61.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 24589. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.44 | 92% | 2016-07-27 |
| 24590. | honey (honeyruby) | 61.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 24591. | bonx (bonx) | 61.44 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24592. | Jake (jarljake) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 24593. | isaacyoshimario (isaacyoshi... | 61.43 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 24594. | Bill (bill497) | 61.43 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 24595. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24596. | be (besalt) | 61.43 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |