The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24760. | Golden (harimaron) | 64.13 | 92% | 2015-07-31 |
| 24761. | Jimmy (user39) | 64.13 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 24762. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 64.13 | 93% | 2016-05-28 |
| 24763. | Zach (kppg) | 64.12 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 24764. | The (the_smg) | 64.12 | 94% | 2023-07-08 |
| 24765. | Tuan (tuansp) | 64.12 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 24766. | Ariella (ariella) | 64.12 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 24767. | yomum (ahmet_ergun) | 64.11 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 24768. | luke (eodik_rake) | 64.11 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 24769. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 64.11 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 24770. | Rafael (rendon) | 64.11 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24771. | Jimmy (quazy_43) | 64.11 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 24772. | SpeedKing (1t2t3t4t) | 64.11 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| 24773. | Øystein Bech (dreymar) | 64.10 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 24774. | Jara (betterthangaeg) | 64.10 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 24775. | lee (lilee) | 64.10 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 24776. | Lam (ho_coi) | 64.09 | 92% | 2012-05-28 |
| 24777. | space bar (spaxebar) | 64.09 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 24778. | Cornelius (cornelius21) | 64.09 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 24779. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 64.09 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24780. | sk (kasem132) | 64.09 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 24781. | Anirudh (anirudhrudr) | 64.09 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 24782. | P (ohayosioh) | 64.09 | 93% | 2017-01-18 |
| 24783. | bigboy (skogens) | 64.08 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 24784. | shockWAVE (mohitarora) | 64.08 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 24785. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 64.08 | 87% | 2017-03-23 |
| 24786. | infowell (sanidhya) | 64.08 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 24787. | Hadern (hadern) | 64.07 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 24788. | Parking (parkingmeter) | 64.07 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 24789. | practicing (mio17) | 64.07 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |