So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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30486. | ArKá (rockomaga) | 49.15 | 93.4% | 2023-10-19 |
30487. | Christian (nill8nill) | 49.15 | 88% | 2016-03-25 |
30488. | James (jamesofnet) | 49.15 | 85% | 2017-01-20 |
30489. | Anders (andersjanmyr) | 49.14 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
30490. | Sujan (sujan) | 49.14 | 84% | 2012-07-22 |
30491. | X0137 (x0137) | 49.14 | 93% | 2021-10-06 |
30492. | Robin (skrod) | 49.14 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
30493. | Dj (katastrophe2) | 49.14 | 92.8% | 2021-02-03 |
30494. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 49.14 | 88% | 2017-02-16 |
30495. | Thomas (ntomi) | 49.13 | 92% | 2016-02-26 |
30496. | Fawkulce (fawkulce) | 49.13 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
30497. | Keen (glock23slinger) | 49.13 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
30498. | Joseph (mwita7) | 49.13 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
30499. | Sunder (sunder18) | 49.13 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
30500. | AnhDQ (anhdq) | 49.13 | — | 2009-02-09 |
30501. | Sun (sunjilong) | 49.13 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
30502. | diana (princessdiana) | 49.12 | 83% | 2012-01-11 |
30503. | vasko (vasko) | 49.12 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
30504. | Malith (fernandomalith) | 49.12 | — | 2009-02-15 |
30505. | Alex (doogjy) | 49.11 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
30506. | Johannes (johannes543) | 49.10 | 92% | 2020-10-26 |
30507. | Jessica (zeraxl) | 49.10 | — | 2010-09-12 |
30508. | dean (griffo60) | 49.10 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
30509. | mfn (greyterminal) | 49.09 | 93% | 2017-10-17 |
30510. | เดียร์ (dearnaja) | 49.09 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
30511. | Steve (stevehauser11) | 49.09 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
30512. | Lana (lana121) | 49.09 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
30513. | Akshay (ak63) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
30514. | blackevil (blackevil) | 49.08 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
30515. | derpabillity (snugglyleopards) | 49.08 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |