As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12273. | jack (jackerdd) | 78.42 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
12274. | Ryan (shigerujp) | 78.42 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
12275. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 78.42 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
12276. | miko (mtflynn99) | 78.41 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
12277. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 78.41 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
12278. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
12279. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
12280. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 78.41 | 99% | 2021-12-12 |
12281. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
12282. | Redon (redon1998) | 78.40 | 99% | 2023-12-06 |
12283. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 78.40 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
12284. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 78.40 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
12285. | Matt (misttam) | 78.40 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
12286. | rothdu (rothdu) | 78.40 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
12287. | Ben (lampost) | 78.40 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
12288. | navionous (navionous) | 78.40 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
12289. | Jason (liushaobo) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
12290. | sieng (masterchulia) | 78.39 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
12291. | meme (fergburglerr) | 78.39 | 95% | 2015-08-16 |
12292. | Gary (scarygary522) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-07-15 |
12293. | Trixia (trixie_pixiee) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
12294. | tstats[aayush_619] (aayush_... | 78.38 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
12295. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 78.38 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
12296. | André (slamy) | 78.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
12297. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 78.38 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
12298. | Krana (krana) | 78.38 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
12299. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 78.37 | 93% | 2015-06-26 |
12300. | john (kyrie456king) | 78.37 | 95.6% | 2024-01-30 |
12301. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
12302. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 78.37 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |