The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14521. | Aufan (icepondx) | 80.93 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14522. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
| 14523. | TIN (daons) | 80.93 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14524. | Golden (golden9) | 80.92 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14525. | Brian (crapfish) | 80.92 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 14526. | Kyle (kylea6) | 80.92 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 14527. | Malte (kurts_cool) | 80.92 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14528. | Scaphism nonquit 1234 races... | 80.92 | 94% | 2019-09-26 |
| 14529. | Cosmos (cosmosatlas) | 80.92 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 14530. | Matthew (master_mx) | 80.91 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 14531. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 14532. | Sus Boi (danhvo98) | 80.91 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 14533. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 80.91 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 14534. | Concon (concon_bcna) | 80.91 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14535. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 80.91 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 14536. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 80.91 | 90% | 2012-07-12 |
| 14537. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 80.90 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14538. | bau5 (duz108) | 80.90 | 94% | 2012-07-03 |
| 14539. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 80.90 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 14540. | meme (fergburglerr) | 80.90 | 97% | 2015-05-30 |
| 14541. | dustin (shocketh) | 80.89 | 92% | 2016-06-29 |
| 14542. | nanowiener (nanowiener) | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 14543. | Re4per (light_exe) | 80.89 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14544. | Christian (chrixsi) | 80.89 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 14545. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 14546. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 14547. | jjpogi (jjpogi) | 80.89 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 14548. | (slowfake) | 80.89 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 14549. | Rob (jacks0n) | 80.89 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 14550. | Nicole (nicole813) | 80.88 | 93% | 2012-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |