And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17989. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 17990. | Jakob (jakobtm) | 82.63 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 17991. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 17992. | Linge (dailinge) | 82.62 | 96% | 2011-12-19 |
| 17993. | David (ditch_jones) | 82.62 | 92% | 2016-03-23 |
| 17994. | Denec (denec) | 82.62 | 97.3% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17995. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 82.62 | 97% | 2017-05-07 |
| 17996. | Niklas (salkin) | 82.62 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17997. | Tranzor Z (ravinder) | 82.62 | 96% | 2013-02-03 |
| 17998. | Wael (waelsy123) | 82.62 | 96% | 2014-08-24 |
| 17999. | Daniel (tempguan) | 82.61 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 18000. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 82.61 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 18001. | Anthony (iqy03087) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 18002. | Evan Joel (posiracer) | 82.61 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18003. | Aashish (albatross007) | 82.61 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 18004. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 82.61 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 18005. | Mick (mickahoy2) | 82.60 | 98% | 2014-07-31 |
| 18006. | Chris (cvsinpa) | 82.60 | 95% | 2013-02-09 |
| 18007. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 82.60 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| 18008. | Carlos (cadu) | 82.60 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 18009. | meme (fergburglerr) | 82.60 | 93% | 2015-02-23 |
| 18010. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 82.60 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| 18011. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 82.59 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 18012. | Janet (janet16180) | 82.59 | 99% | 2023-01-25 |
| 18013. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.59 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 18014. | nicole (nicolesss) | 82.59 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 18015. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 82.59 | 94% | 2013-05-01 |
| 18016. | Kelvin (lokkelvin2003) | 82.59 | 96% | 2013-10-15 |
| 18017. | Walter (non_white) | 82.59 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 18018. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 82.59 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |