So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16790. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 73.56 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 16791. | Joey (jpace) | 73.56 | 93% | 2016-02-05 |
| 16792. | Zach (zachstarattack) | 73.56 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 16793. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 73.56 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 16794. | Niyas (niyas) | 73.56 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 16795. | Gerard (gerardpc) | 73.56 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 16796. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 73.55 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 16797. | Windy_One (windy_one1) | 73.55 | 95.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 16798. | Yassin (yantroboy) | 73.55 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 16799. | Dusple (dusple) | 73.55 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16800. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 73.55 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| 16801. | pluto (plutto) | 73.55 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16802. | Grinky (grinky) | 73.55 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 16803. | Muthu (muthus) | 73.55 | 95% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16804. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 73.55 | 95.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 16805. | Levy (speedylevy) | 73.55 | 95% | 2011-12-02 |
| 16806. | MUPH (muphine) | 73.54 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16807. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 73.54 | 95% | 2022-12-09 |
| 16808. | Shivam (exergo) | 73.54 | 98.2% | 2023-09-20 |
| 16809. | ILoveFelix (ilovefelix) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 16810. | jonjonbon (jonjonbon) | 73.54 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16811. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 73.54 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 16812. | Bilb (j_pish) | 73.54 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 16813. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 73.53 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 16814. | Jonathan (jmart500) | 73.53 | 99% | 2018-01-15 |
| 16815. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 73.53 | 97% | 2014-04-18 |
| 16816. | Branko (branko_md) | 73.53 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 16817. | Einar (thisismadness) | 73.53 | 96.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16818. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 73.53 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 16819. | LanSlan (lanslan1) | 73.52 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |