The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7482. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7483. | Saito (saito) | 95.11 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 7484. | Anthony (aantho) | 95.10 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 7485. | JoeDon16 (joedon16) | 95.10 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 7486. | Corey (corstar) | 95.09 | 100% | 2020-01-07 |
| 7487. | Alish (dek_u) | 95.09 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 7488. | Dane (steakz) | 95.09 | 96% | 2014-06-19 |
| 7489. | Catherine (catherine) | 95.09 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 7490. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.08 | 98% | 2014-11-26 |
| 7491. | Ajay (ajaygupta) | 95.08 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 7492. | Andy (andyok) | 95.08 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 7493. | Lokesh (call2lokesh) | 95.08 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 7494. | hentaiman (hxntaiman) | 95.07 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 7495. | Steffin (steffin02) | 95.07 | 98.1% | 2023-10-14 |
| 7496. | Robert (speeddemon436345) | 95.07 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 7497. | Felix (gamernyasar) | 95.07 | 98% | 2012-07-08 |
| 7498. | big jewish (felix2020) | 95.05 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 7499. | Khurram (kthobhani) | 95.05 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 7500. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 95.04 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 7501. | Justin (justins17) | 95.04 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7502. | Lydia (lreast) | 95.03 | 96% | 2014-10-18 |
| 7503. | Hal (goscinny2) | 95.03 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 7504. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 95.02 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 7505. | journeyed (journeyed) | 95.02 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 7506. | Nik-Nik (niknoodle) | 95.01 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 7507. | Guillaume (funkygmt) | 95.00 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 7508. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 95.00 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7509. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 95.00 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7510. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 95.00 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 7511. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 95.00 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |