So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17776. | Anita (anitakang) | 71.31 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 17777. | (kairose) | 71.30 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 17778. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 71.30 | 95% | 2013-07-21 |
| 17779. | (druidso) | 71.30 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 17780. | (kylewest87) | 71.30 | 95% | 2014-08-07 |
| 17781. | (azeko) | 71.30 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 17782. | (billychen) | 71.30 | 100% | 2016-04-14 |
| 17783. | Patrick (slaos) | 71.30 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 17784. | (nolangreub) | 71.29 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 17785. | Milk (saezos) | 71.29 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 17786. | (danisirico) | 71.29 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 17787. | (oholter) | 71.29 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 17788. | J (irocamora) | 71.29 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 17789. | (trickzington) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 17790. | Ken (kengeorge) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-08-26 |
| 17791. | Brooke (_brooke_) | 71.29 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 17792. | (rajiun) | 71.28 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 17793. | (prabin22) | 71.28 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 17794. | (tashrif_shahriar) | 71.28 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17795. | (goon_goonster) | 71.28 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17796. | (violettomsk) | 71.28 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 17797. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 71.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 17798. | (luckseeker) | 71.28 | 93% | 2011-12-27 |
| 17799. | Felipe (felipelopes) | 71.28 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 17800. | (muolaf) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 17801. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 71.27 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 17802. | Nerx (rshield) | 71.27 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 17803. | (nime_raider) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 17804. | (edwtpnd1) | 71.27 | 98% | 2011-07-13 |
| 17805. | (letientai299) | 71.27 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |