As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17571. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 66.65 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
17572. | Jakub (screamblue) | 66.65 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
17573. | Josh (sinkadink) | 66.65 | 86% | 2016-02-28 |
17574. | Rob (rob9) | 66.65 | 87% | 2015-08-12 |
17575. | jnk (joelnanakwaku) | 66.64 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
17576. | Fury (sponsoredbyvisa) | 66.64 | 93% | 2016-07-13 |
17577. | Devansh (devansh09) | 66.64 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
17578. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 66.64 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
17579. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 66.63 | 94.8% | 2023-09-09 |
17580. | ricky (rickysingh2004) | 66.63 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
17581. | Dimitri (snifflingmoon) | 66.62 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
17582. | For race msg 918447480274 (... | 66.62 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
17583. | Shadow (ultrashadow787) | 66.62 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
17584. | Timato (timato24) | 66.62 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
17585. | uracra (uracra) | 66.62 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
17586. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 66.62 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
17587. | . (daringport) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
17588. | killua1222 (killua1222) | 66.61 | 97.1% | 2023-09-23 |
17589. | James (yams_12) | 66.61 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
17590. | jirafey (jirafey) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
17591. | Felipe (felipekde) | 66.61 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
17592. | Danny (dannyemad) | 66.60 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
17593. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 66.60 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
17594. | Chario (chario) | 66.60 | 94% | 2020-04-11 |
17595. | Joseph (jdog_ld) | 66.60 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
17596. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 66.60 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
17597. | Trippis (djomlax) | 66.60 | 88% | 2016-07-04 |
17598. | Anestis (anestis) | 66.60 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
17599. | Darvin (baldwinder) | 66.59 | 94% | 2017-10-27 |
17600. | Zane (redskore) | 66.59 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |