I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5853. | Austin (commando_aaa) | 98.88 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 5854. | K (ksil_surface) | 98.88 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 5855. | default car (typingslowly) | 98.86 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5856. | Jet (lightshade) | 98.86 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5857. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 98.84 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5858. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 98.84 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5859. | Exquisition (raimi) | 98.84 | 93% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5860. | Eddie (diettea) | 98.83 | 96.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 5861. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 98.83 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 5862. | mvg (mvgxt) | 98.82 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 5863. | lapis (notpqrrot) | 98.82 | 96% | 2024-10-11 |
| 5864. | John Ross (iamaninja212) | 98.82 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 5865. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 98.82 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 5866. | bool3max (bolemax) | 98.82 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5867. | Brad (brad2024) | 98.81 | 98.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 5868. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 98.81 | 100% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5869. | Spencer (spenzaur) | 98.80 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5870. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 98.80 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 5871. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 98.80 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5872. | Will (willclinton) | 98.80 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5873. | vetle (vetlebg) | 98.80 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 5874. | kek (sdsfg1212) | 98.79 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 5875. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 98.78 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5876. | senturyo (senturyo) | 98.78 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 5877. | Timothy (adral) | 98.78 | 97.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 5878. | Andy (okiandy) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5879. | Jin (derherro) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 5880. | Brian (franklybrian) | 98.77 | 97.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5881. | Przemek (rashas) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5882. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |