As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25287. | jai shree ram (jai_shree_ram) | 44.71 | 96.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 25288. | Shisa (zauron) | 44.70 | 91% | 2020-11-17 |
| 25289. | JustShaggyz (justshaggyz) | 44.70 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 25290. | Hex (thepulkit13) | 44.69 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
| 25291. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 44.68 | 94% | 2018-12-18 |
| 25292. | yasser (yasblack) | 44.68 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 25293. | Jasmine (jasminej03) | 44.67 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 25294. | Alexander (estraden) | 44.67 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 25295. | COOL (the_pig) | 44.66 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 25296. | Abdulrahman karkalar (safi3... | 44.66 | 92% | 2021-12-31 |
| 25297. | anas (anas771989) | 44.64 | 94% | 2016-07-03 |
| 25298. | Salehbin (saleh_mksd) | 44.63 | 94% | 2022-01-12 |
| 25299. | Jan (jaehny) | 44.62 | 90% | 2015-04-11 |
| 25300. | gDan (gdan) | 44.59 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 25301. | andrei (ultramega2) | 44.59 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25302. | Ole William (olew5) | 44.59 | 94% | 2019-03-05 |
| 25303. | felix (fel1x) | 44.58 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 25304. | Noah Ignacio (nachos_7575) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 25305. | Yunus (mathhackerbek) | 44.57 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
| 25306. | Ilmari (kaljis) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 25307. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 44.55 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 25308. | scott (waarth) | 44.55 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 25309. | melon (themelongirl) | 44.55 | 94.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 25310. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 44.54 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 25311. | MJ (koestemk) | 44.54 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
| 25312. | speed of light (target_80) | 44.54 | 94% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25313. | Ossi (mobiili) | 44.54 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 25314. | Sokmeng (sokmeng) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 25315. | Grant (dahl192) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 25316. | Merwyn (merwyn_07) | 44.53 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |