Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5887. | John (craftinpark) | 94.72 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 5888. | (dbraun99) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5889. | (jonathanstone) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5890. | U (ugoracer) | 94.70 | 97.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5891. | (providerone) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5892. | Dark (dark_byte) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 5893. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 94.70 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5894. | (nekogaru) | 94.70 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5895. | Umer (programmer_1) | 94.70 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5896. | (zhanarbek) | 94.69 | 96.2% | 2023-07-06 |
| 5897. | (rizzwik) | 94.69 | 97% | 2026-01-27 |
| 5898. | (aj700) | 94.69 | 98.1% | 2024-08-12 |
| 5899. | (agabrys) | 94.69 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5900. | (aryxz) | 94.69 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5901. | (combsto) | 94.69 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5902. | (xzlool) | 94.68 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5903. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 94.67 | 97.8% | 2025-04-08 |
| 5904. | (fehho) | 94.67 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 5905. | Bao Long (l3lackl3ird) | 94.66 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 5906. | NimbleKoala (nimble_koala) | 94.66 | 97.9% | 2024-11-05 |
| 5907. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 94.66 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5908. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 94.65 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 5909. | qwe (azeem838) | 94.65 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 5910. | (drizzy123_) | 94.64 | 98.4% | 2024-12-29 |
| 5911. | (unreal_ethan) | 94.64 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 5912. | (meba) | 94.64 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5913. | (konnomon) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5914. | (zet_colemak) | 94.63 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5915. | (5niffles) | 94.63 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 5916. | (im_not_cheating_ur_wife_is) | 94.63 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |