Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4192. | christian (sweetlover69) | 60.94 | 95% | 2020-05-29 |
| 4193. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 60.92 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4194. | Marcel (creep23) | 60.91 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4195. | Thomas (eshes) | 60.91 | 94% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4196. | Jokūbas (jokstercube) | 60.91 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4197. | Rajan (340900190) | 60.89 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 4198. | John (dongle) | 60.89 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4199. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 60.89 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 4200. | Joe (brbean) | 60.89 | 95% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4201. | nishinoodles (xjoshh35) | 60.88 | 93% | 2019-05-10 |
| 4202. | Chris (chris_p) | 60.87 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4203. | Altair (aimenov) | 60.86 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 4204. | peancelt (peancelt) | 60.86 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4205. | Daniel (dzk75) | 60.85 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4206. | Emanuel (dragonfejbel) | 60.84 | 92% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4207. | Katya (nothing_is_available) | 60.83 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 4208. | captain (fegit) | 60.82 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4209. | Anders (andersg1) | 60.82 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4210. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 60.80 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4211. | Robert (nforcer) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4212. | Tal (themlgsquid) | 60.78 | 94% | 2020-03-30 |
| 4213. | xd (palmate) | 60.77 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4214. | Ali (murad_shah) | 60.75 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4215. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 60.73 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 4216. | Michal (fly_you_fools) | 60.73 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4217. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 60.72 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4218. | Seth (hewhoisnt) | 60.72 | 94% | 2018-08-05 |
| 4219. | FurrJerr (furrjerr) | 60.72 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4220. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 60.72 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4221. | Ahrar (ahrar) | 60.72 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |