The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21722. | (skubo4) | 68.74 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 21723. | (emanfast) | 68.74 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21724. | V3ness (venessang) | 68.74 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 21725. | (icryeverytime) | 68.74 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 21726. | (di22) | 68.74 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 21727. | (alekscadalin) | 68.74 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 21728. | (rottenfruit) | 68.74 | 93% | 2017-07-30 |
| 21729. | (nizzel) | 68.74 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 21730. | (marcr) | 68.74 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 21731. | (tiperteete) | 68.73 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 21732. | (obamayang420) | 68.73 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 21733. | (jakmon777) | 68.73 | 92% | 2015-06-29 |
| 21734. | (pepegacharge009) | 68.73 | 95% | 2023-04-08 |
| 21735. | (wizh) | 68.73 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 21736. | (carhifer) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 21737. | (sskepta) | 68.73 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 21738. | captain (fegit) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 21739. | (yatusabe0712) | 68.72 | 92% | 2012-05-11 |
| 21740. | (jkm711) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 21741. | Zachary (molotuff) | 68.72 | 92% | 2015-11-11 |
| 21742. | (zack1220) | 68.72 | 94% | 2012-12-16 |
| 21743. | (ytasf) | 68.72 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 21744. | (yinyang) | 68.72 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 21745. | (tulen) | 68.71 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 21746. | (k4sn) | 68.71 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 21747. | Henry (tallhenry) | 68.71 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 21748. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 68.71 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 21749. | (brotheringo) | 68.71 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 21750. | (aaronsfury) | 68.71 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 21751. | (bunjow) | 68.71 | 99% | 2017-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |