Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16770. | dan (dan88) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 16771. | patrick (paaaatea) | 73.89 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16772. | Philip (pengzz) | 73.89 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16773. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 16774. | ColtCobra (coltcobra) | 73.89 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 16775. | Eva (niejingtan) | 73.89 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 16776. | Bloop (meimer) | 73.89 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16777. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 73.88 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16778. | peanut (ipeanutbuttertoday) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 16779. | Norbert (norbert515) | 73.88 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 16780. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 73.88 | 98.8% | 2023-07-11 |
| 16781. | drew (drewe) | 73.88 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16782. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 73.87 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 16783. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 73.87 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 16784. | lafretini (lafretini) | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 16785. | Evan (zinctoo) | 73.87 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 16786. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 73.86 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 16787. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 73.86 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 16788. | Zane (zaneevo) | 73.86 | 96% | 2014-08-18 |
| 16789. | Siri (feevo) | 73.86 | 87% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16790. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 73.86 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 16791. | Chinmay (chinmays1999) | 73.86 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 16792. | Abdullah (abdullah1) | 73.85 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 16793. | Jay (anond) | 73.85 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 16794. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 73.85 | 98% | 2012-02-07 |
| 16795. | kav (leprothy) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16796. | Mark (praey) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16797. | jjclj (jeffclj) | 73.85 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16798. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 73.85 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16799. | kerokero (urechila) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |