As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8000. | Chris (chris199701) | 88.37 | 89% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8001. | iotku (iotku) | 88.37 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8002. | Sekula (sekula) | 88.36 | 97.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 8003. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 88.36 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 8004. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 88.36 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8005. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 88.36 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8006. | atoi (atoi) | 88.36 | 98% | 2016-07-03 |
| 8007. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 88.35 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 8008. | noint (noint) | 88.35 | 98.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 8009. | aaaaaaaaa (corporalham) | 88.34 | 98% | 2024-01-23 |
| 8010. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 88.34 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8011. | hazmel (mesba7) | 88.34 | 97.3% | 2024-09-28 |
| 8012. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 88.34 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 8013. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 88.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8014. | Linus (frogplayz) | 88.33 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 8015. | jayp (phrasez) | 88.33 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 8016. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 8017. | av (bsod2528) | 88.32 | 96.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8018. | Ata (terrr) | 88.32 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 8019. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2024-04-17 |
| 8020. | Shubham (shubhu_) | 88.32 | 99% | 2024-11-06 |
| 8021. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 88.31 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8022. | Dolan (dudey7ftw) | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 8023. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 88.31 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8024. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 8025. | Shivesh (neat_typist) | 88.30 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8026. | Veduv (jigachad) | 88.30 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8027. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 88.30 | 97.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8028. | fiona (fionaonyourmind) | 88.30 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 8029. | riley (sirhelpme) | 88.29 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |