Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2256. | piero (piero_scaruffi) | 77.74 | 94% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2257. | 1834 (busey) | 77.72 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2258. | paraluman (paraluman) | 77.67 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 2259. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.67 | 98% | 2018-06-09 |
| 2260. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 77.64 | 94% | 2019-09-04 |
| 2261. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 77.64 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2262. | Roi (seta18) | 77.62 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2263. | Kris (kris_z) | 77.60 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2264. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 77.58 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 2265. | R (rg76) | 77.58 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2266. | Alex (kylon) | 77.57 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2267. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 77.56 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2268. | Damien (m11m4573r) | 77.55 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2269. | Michael (glaringphoenix) | 77.50 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 2270. | Ter (tertan) | 77.48 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2271. | Paron (paronsrpk) | 77.48 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2272. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 77.46 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2273. | Jackery (hamshank) | 77.46 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 2274. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 77.46 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2275. | Jack (jack_terharoutunian) | 77.42 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2276. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 77.42 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2277. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 77.41 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2278. | Jack (jackho) | 77.40 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2279. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 77.40 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2280. | Eric (ericrobo) | 77.39 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2281. | Garrett (galexj9) | 77.38 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2282. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 77.36 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 2283. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 77.32 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2284. | Evan (evanrules22314) | 77.30 | 94% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2285. | Kristian (konpiv) | 77.27 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |