Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15730. | Hockey (hockeygirl02) | 75.58 | 94% | 2011-07-28 |
| 15731. | Nancy (ladysarissa) | 75.58 | 95% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15732. | R4v1 (mirasravi) | 75.58 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 15733. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 75.58 | 92% | 2015-01-14 |
| 15734. | Corbett (ck14136) | 75.58 | 94% | 2013-02-19 |
| 15735. | George (justgeo) | 75.58 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 15736. | ƒєαямєαℓωαуѕ (... | 75.57 | 96% | 2017-12-31 |
| 15737. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 75.57 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 15738. | Miguel (miggysan_) | 75.57 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 15739. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 75.57 | 95.7% | 2023-07-26 |
| 15740. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 75.57 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 15741. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 75.56 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 15742. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 75.56 | 98% | 2014-02-20 |
| 15743. | akaPython (ahman41) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 15744. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 75.56 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 15745. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 75.56 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15746. | Mindy (msheard) | 75.55 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 15747. | Moz (soul3n) | 75.55 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 15748. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 75.55 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
| 15749. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 75.55 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 15750. | GoGo (berlin_syndrome) | 75.55 | 99% | 2020-05-26 |
| 15751. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 75.55 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15752. | Dan (nfsdanz) | 75.55 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 15753. | Marcin (marzelin) | 75.54 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
| 15754. | __tempter (__tempter) | 75.54 | 98.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15755. | Jared (varmitz1) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 15756. | Adam (azonite) | 75.54 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 15757. | Gordon (99m9) | 75.53 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 15758. | Ninja (ninjaacat) | 75.53 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 15759. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 75.53 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |