Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13580. | Daffa (dafdafdaf) | 79.25 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 13581. | tiramisu (typist786) | 79.25 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13582. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 79.24 | 94% | 2012-06-17 |
| 13583. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 79.24 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13584. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 79.24 | 91% | 2015-06-30 |
| 13585. | Bryan (bryankyng) | 79.24 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13586. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 79.23 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 13587. | Hai (macvan1207) | 79.23 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 13588. | Allie (romulusera) | 79.23 | 93% | 2014-05-05 |
| 13589. | J key is broken (tkn_x) | 79.23 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 13590. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 79.23 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 13591. | Ronin (bung25) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 13592. | Percy (adladd) | 79.23 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 13593. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 79.23 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13594. | Lane (pugilism) | 79.23 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 13595. | Jackie (doubleduck) | 79.23 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13596. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 79.22 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13597. | rit (ritchielq) | 79.22 | 95% | 2013-05-21 |
| 13598. | Yung (yung_bartholomew) | 79.22 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13599. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 79.22 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 13600. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 79.21 | 92% | 2013-10-12 |
| 13601. | blank (typingi) | 79.21 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 13602. | Leen (leengh) | 79.21 | 95.8% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13603. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 79.21 | 99.4% | 2023-07-23 |
| 13604. | Carsie (dreadedentity) | 79.20 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 13605. | Gabriel (gabriel_uc) | 79.20 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 13606. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 13607. | Shi (shironium) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 13608. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 79.19 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 13609. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 79.19 | 95% | 2016-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |