So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4247. | (oneirfan) | 101.42 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 4248. | (matthewli) | 101.41 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
| 4249. | ..... (fourshade) | 101.40 | 97% | 2011-05-20 |
| 4250. | (colbythemonster) | 101.39 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 4251. | (anom4001) | 101.39 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4252. | (jteef) | 101.39 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 4253. | (stupefaction) | 101.39 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 4254. | (ravi_malhotra) | 101.39 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 4255. | (ehabkost) | 101.38 | 96% | 2013-08-29 |
| 4256. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 101.38 | 99.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4257. | (cydeweys) | 101.38 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 4258. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 101.37 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4259. | (sakio) | 101.37 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 4260. | (asdffast) | 101.36 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4261. | (boxingrace) | 101.36 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4262. | (zf0215) | 101.36 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| 4263. | William (fearcat) | 101.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 4264. | (crotaismean) | 101.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4265. | (elouiise) | 101.35 | 95% | 2014-03-17 |
| 4266. | (deliciousbrains) | 101.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 4267. | (varaug33) | 101.34 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 4268. | (camoka5) | 101.34 | 92% | 2015-12-06 |
| 4269. | (tarektioban) | 101.33 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 4270. | (rayndy1) | 101.33 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 4271. | (mritche) | 101.33 | 87% | 2013-09-22 |
| 4272. | (goldstar2) | 101.33 | 93% | 2014-01-31 |
| 4273. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 101.32 | 96.5% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4274. | (supra97rx7) | 101.32 | 96% | 2013-09-08 |
| 4275. | SublerQWERTY (sublerqwertyp... | 101.32 | 94% | 2011-07-31 |
| 4276. | (itsstealthb) | 101.31 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |